The Polish divorce
A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.
Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well.
One day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:
Have you any grounds?
Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.
No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
It made of concrete.
I don't think you understand.
Does either of you have a real grudge?
No, we have carport, and not need one.
I mean what are your relations like?
All my relations still in Poland.
Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.
Does your wife beat you up?
No, I always up before her.
Is your wife a nagger?
No, she is white.
Why do you want this divorce?
She is going to kill me.
What makes you think that?
I got proof.
What kind of proof?
She is going to poison me.
She buys a bottle at drugstore and puts on the shelf in the bathroom.
I can read, and it says:
~~~Polish Remover~~~
The Polish Remover
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If at first you don't succeed, just get a bigger hammer !
If at first you don't succeed, just get a bigger hammer !
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Could be racist too if it's this kind of polish!!Odszkodowania wrote:I'm Polish and I'm not offended
Think of how stupid the average person is, then realise that half of them are more stupid than that.
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Bloody hell that's big!!!
But then I hear that from the girls all the time....................
(Zzzzzziiiippppppp. LLLllooooooobbbbbbbb!!!!!)
But then I hear that from the girls all the time....................
(Zzzzzziiiippppppp. LLLllooooooobbbbbbbb!!!!!)
Think of how stupid the average person is, then realise that half of them are more stupid than that.
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When a girls asks me who I expect to satisfy with that little dick? I tell her ME!
I was born with nothing and still have most of it left.
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Now THAT is FUNNY!!!Coyote wrote:When a girls asks me who I expect to satisfy with that little dick? I tell her ME!
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Very funny joke. On the topic of jokes, I posted this Youtube video on another forum. Thinking a lot of people would share in my laughter. Well, a lot of guys got pissed off and said to me playing with guns is not a joking matter. Geesh, I guess quite a few of them are too old to see the joke in this. It's a 1950 Chevy forum. It's not about guns if you watch and understand. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDzinoEspBI" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;