Wow did this go the way of a political election campaign.
Ok so now, please read the lines below in the first part of the joke that had me laughing my head off.
When the couple finish, the doctor says, "There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse." He thanks them for coming, he wishes them good luck, he charges them $50 and he says goodbye.
Read carefully, do you see it yet??
Sex therapist visit!
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Re: Sex therapist visit!
Two strokes, its just that simple.
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Good Idea , a section titled "Getting the Kinks Out" would work.rbond wrote:Getting a little kinky here!
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er...uh.. eh..Joiseygirl wrote:Hey can I opt for a spanking instead of a time out?
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Re: Sex therapist visit!
Yes the words "thank you for coming". No doctor working for the NHS ever says that! They usually can't wait to get rid of you and hope they never see you again.
Now you want to talk about a joke....try looking at the NHS in the UK (For those of you that don't know. NHS is the National Health Service and is free for all in the UK). In the NHS you will find African nurses and Asian doctors administrating slipshod medical treatment to British people. This is all funded by the British tax payers. If any particular doctor, surgeon or nursing staff show signs of excellence (such as being able to speak english clearly and knowing which end of a scalpel to hold), they are immediately snapped up by the private health organisations where they will receive better wages and give better quality of treatment for a lot less money than the "free government run facilities".
You honestly could not make this up! The NHS, who are the predominant and largest health organisation in Britain, have hospitals in every city and large town and employ hundreds of thousands of medical staff then..... find that it can save them money if they send patients to private hospitals instead of their own.
Thus they do exactly that, for certain operations they send patients to private hospitals and pay for the treatment using NHS funds.
Who is the joke on?
Answer: The patient and tax-payer who is left in their urine soaked death-beds due to shoddy care and apathetic medical staff.
Funny how most of them don't laugh though.
This of course is my opinion and no I don't think all Asian or African medical staff are rubbish, just the ones that end up working for the NHS. The NHS screening process is wonderful and seems to consist of three questions, to which if you answer yes to all three you are given a job.
1. Can you read and write?
2. Have you any medical training?
3. Do you want to work in Britain?
Now you want to talk about a joke....try looking at the NHS in the UK (For those of you that don't know. NHS is the National Health Service and is free for all in the UK). In the NHS you will find African nurses and Asian doctors administrating slipshod medical treatment to British people. This is all funded by the British tax payers. If any particular doctor, surgeon or nursing staff show signs of excellence (such as being able to speak english clearly and knowing which end of a scalpel to hold), they are immediately snapped up by the private health organisations where they will receive better wages and give better quality of treatment for a lot less money than the "free government run facilities".
You honestly could not make this up! The NHS, who are the predominant and largest health organisation in Britain, have hospitals in every city and large town and employ hundreds of thousands of medical staff then..... find that it can save them money if they send patients to private hospitals instead of their own.
Thus they do exactly that, for certain operations they send patients to private hospitals and pay for the treatment using NHS funds.
Who is the joke on?
Answer: The patient and tax-payer who is left in their urine soaked death-beds due to shoddy care and apathetic medical staff.
Funny how most of them don't laugh though.
This of course is my opinion and no I don't think all Asian or African medical staff are rubbish, just the ones that end up working for the NHS. The NHS screening process is wonderful and seems to consist of three questions, to which if you answer yes to all three you are given a job.
1. Can you read and write?
2. Have you any medical training?
3. Do you want to work in Britain?
