The Maid

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The Maid

The maid asked for a pay increase.

The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.

She asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?"

Maria: "Well, see, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaz."

"The first is that I iron better than ju."

Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?"

Maria: "Jor huzban he say so."

Wife: "Oh yeah?"

Maria: "The second reason eez that I am a better cook than ju."

Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"

Maria: "Jor hozban did."

Wife increasingly agitated says:

"Oh he did, did he???"

Maria: "The terd reason is dat I am better at sex than ju in dee bed."

Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth.

"And did my husband say that as well?"

Maria: "No...dee gardener did."


Wife: "So how much do you want?"

[tz375]

Sneaky - I like that in a joke.

[diablo]

its actually a non-fiction story

[two-stroke-brit]

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