The root to womens problems.

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The root to womens problems.

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Woman has Man in it;
Mrs. has Mr. in it;
Female has Male in it;
She has He in it;
Madam has Adam in it;Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now...
I never looked at it this way before:

Ever notice how all of women's problems start with MEN?

MENtal illness
MENstrual cramps
MENtal breakdown
MENopause
GUYnecologist
AND when we have REAL trouble, it's a.. HISterectomy.
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Its all because you females stole a rib from us, and we want it back.
Two strokes, its just that simple.

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I actually prefer a filet mignon, medium well. :mrgreen:
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Suzsmokeyallan wrote:Its all because you females stole a rib from us, and we want it back.
Many people may not know the real story of how women were created. Adam was bored all by himself so he asked God to send him a companion. Someone warm, caring, and supportave. Someone who will always be there for me. Etc. God said he could send someone like that, but it will cost an arm and a leg. Adam, who was a bargaining man, asked what do I get for a rib?
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Adam was bored all by himself so he asked God to send him a companion. Someone warm, caring, and supportave..........Dang .. i guess we are all lucky he didnt send Adam a dog :wth:
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That depends..........
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