Texting for Seniors

[Suzukidave]

Teens have theirs, now Seniors have their own texting codes.
I thought the following listing was appropriate ...
After all the kids have all their little codes..like BFF, LOL, etc.
So here are some codes for seniors:
ATD - At the Doctor's
BFF - Best Friends Funeral
BTW - Bring the Wheelchair
BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM - Covered by Medicare
CUATSC - See You at the Senior Center
DWI - Driving While Incontinent
FWBB - Friend with Beta Blockers
FWIW - Forgot Where I Was
FYI - Found Your Insulin
GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
GHA - Got Heartburn Again
HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO - Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL - Living on Lipitor
LWO - Lawrence Welk's On
OMMR - On My Massage Recliner
OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas
ROFL..CGU - Rolling on the Floor Laughing...Can't get Up!
TOT - Texting on Toilet
TTYL - Talk to You Louder
WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA - Wet the Furniture Again
WTP - Where're the Prunes
WWNO - Walker Wheels Need Oil
Hope these help. GGLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!)

[two-stroke-brit]

great

[rbond]

OK Dave, how old are you really? All these comments on multiple threads here are beginning to worry me. Does your wife(girl friend) or both know what your up to? Should we get up a collection and buy you a case of Geritol?(do they still make that stuff?)

[Suzukidave]

I am just a bit ahead of ya .. going to be 57 this yr