Senior Moments
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Senior Moments
Three old guys are out walking.
First one says, 'Windy, isn't it?'
Second one says, 'No, it's Thursday!'
Third one says, 'So am I. Let's go get a beer..'
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A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art.. It's perfect.'
'Really,' answered the neighbor . 'What kind is it?'
' Twelve thirty..'
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Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.
A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.
A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, 'You're really doing great, aren't you?'
Morris replied, 'Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.''
The doctor said, 'I didn't say that.. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur; be careful.'
First one says, 'Windy, isn't it?'
Second one says, 'No, it's Thursday!'
Third one says, 'So am I. Let's go get a beer..'
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A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art.. It's perfect.'
'Really,' answered the neighbor . 'What kind is it?'
' Twelve thirty..'
________________________________________________________________________________
Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.
A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.
A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, 'You're really doing great, aren't you?'
Morris replied, 'Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.''
The doctor said, 'I didn't say that.. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur; be careful.'
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Re: Senior Moments
Alright .. enough with the picking on us old guys 

the older i get the faster i was
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Speak for yourself......
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Suzukidave wrote:Alright .. enough with the picking on us old guys
Yeah Dave, speak for yourself, Rbond wants to be picked on.rbond wrote:Speak for yourself......

BTW - Anyone care to share their age?
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No, I do not want to be picked on, picked up maybe(not off the floor either). At the end of April I will be 55, thank you very much. 

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Just had my 54th on Jan 26........but they say you are only as old as the woman you feel !
My Lucy is 35........
My Lucy is 35........
Keeping old 2 strokes alive !
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That makes Hugh Hefner younger than all of us.
BAS (Bike Acquisition Syndrome) - too many bikes but have room for more
Suzuki:
GT750 2x75
GT550 72 & 75
GT380 72
T500 69 project & 73 project
T350 69 & 71
Honda 85 CB650SC & 86 CB700SC
09 Triumph Bonneville SE
Suzuki:
GT750 2x75
GT550 72 & 75
GT380 72
T500 69 project & 73 project
T350 69 & 71
Honda 85 CB650SC & 86 CB700SC
09 Triumph Bonneville SE
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I get my first government pension cheque this month - and the joke is that might even be enough to cover a nice dinner out for the both of us ! 

Ian
If at first you don't succeed, just get a bigger hammer !
If at first you don't succeed, just get a bigger hammer !
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OJB, you may need to sell off a bike now and then to buy necessities. Although not my 'cup of tea' I may find it in my heart to purchase a GT750 from you so you won't have you utilities turned off........
I know it gets very cold that far north.
