Church Fart
An elderly couple are attending church services.. About halfway through, she writes a note and hands it to her husband.
It says, "I just let out a silent fart. What do you think I should do?"
He scribbles back, "Put a new battery in your hearing aid."
Church Fart
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Re: Church Fart
Confucius say he who farts in church, sits in own pew.
