It cant be true

alanr · Post by **alanr** » Sat Jul 23, 2011 4:08 am

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)

2 WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don't have enough time)

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)

4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their ass-hole and they vapor lock)

(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)

5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)

And my personal favorite:

6. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)

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johnakay · Post by **johnakay** » Sat Jul 23, 2011 10:34 am

this should be put in jokes Alan

two-stroke-brit · Post by **two-stroke-brit** » Sat Jul 23, 2011 10:47 am

very funny i like the vapour lock one.

mark

alanr · Post by **alanr** » Sat Jul 23, 2011 2:52 pm

show any wife and she will say its no joke.

Suzukidave · Post by **Suzukidave** » Mon Jul 25, 2011 7:54 am

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