After experiencing the discomfort and embarrassment of a prostate test on the National Health Service, a friend of mine decided to have his next test carried out while visiting in Thailand where the beautiful nurses are rather more gentle and accommodating.
As usual he was asked to strip off, he lay naked on his side on the bed and the nurse began the examination.
"At this stage of the procedure it's quite normal to get an erection" said the nurse.
"I haven't got an erection" said the man.
"No, but I have" replied the nurse.
Prostate Time
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Re: Prostate Time
Uh-huh......so no prostate tests for me in Thailand then..... 

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Re: Prostate Time
brilliant brings back to memories at once.



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Re: Prostate Time
Between kisses and exams, there's a theme emerging here. Is there anything that you feel the need to tell us guys? 

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Re: Prostate Time
Yup. One joke reminded me of the other!
(Only it isn't exactly a "kiss" when I tell it ...)

(Only it isn't exactly a "kiss" when I tell it ...)

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