Painful

[Digger]

A gorgeous redhead goes into the Doctor’s surgery and tells him that her body hurts wherever she touches it.

“Very interesting,” says the doc, “show me”. The redhead touched her forehead with her finger, and screamed, then touched her elbow and screamed even more.

She pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her cry out in pain.

The Doctor said “You’re not really a redhead, are you?”

“No” she replied, I’m actually blonde.

“I thought so”, says the doc, “your finger’s broken ….”

[johnakay]

[titan performance]

I went to my doctor, and said, "doctor I keep breaking my arm in the same 3 places".........
he said, "don't go to those places!".............

[johnakay]

I went to my doctor, and said, "doctor I keep breaking my arm in the same 3 places".........
he said, "don't go to those places!".............

sound like Tommy coopers jokes
TC...doctor every time I bend my are like that it hurts..
Doctor.. dont bend it then!

[titan performance]

Well spotted John.............
TC was quality....a comedy genuis. As a kid i would sit and watch him with my dad, tears streaming down our faces !

[johnakay]

Well spotted John.............
TC was quality....a comedy genuis. As a kid i would sit and watch him with my dad, tears streaming down our faces !

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