one for Digger!

[johnakay]

almost as good as yours Digger


the other day and she said I've just seen an old bloke on a tractor shouting the end of the world is nigh.....

I said that will be farmer geddon





yep its a bad'n

[Digger]

Yup, nearly as good as mine.

Anyway, I'll take it as a thrown gauntlet, and counter with :

I got invited to a party and was told to dress to kill.
Apparently a turban, beard and a backpack wasn't what they had in mind.

[Digger]

Oh, and one especially for you ....

A policeman pulled over a driver who had been weaving in and out of the traffic.

He approached the car window and said "Sir I need you to blow into this breathalyzer".

The man reaches into his pocket and produces a doctor's note.

On it was written:

"This man suffers from chronic asthma.
Do not make him perform any action that may leave him short of breath".

The policeman said "Okay then I need you to come and give a blood sample"

The man produced another letter.

This one said:

”This man is a haemophiliac.
Please do not cause him to bleed in any way".

So the officer said: "Right, I need a urine sample then".

The man produces a third letter from his pocket.

It read:

"This man rides a Harley; please don't take the piss out of him"

[johnakay]

oh Digger there is some Harley riders on here ya know

waiting for harley riders resonse