Mans vs Womans diary

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Mans vs Womans diary

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Her Diary:

Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at
a nice restaurant for dinner. I was shopping with my friends all day long,
so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no
comment on it. Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go
somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but he didn't say much. I asked
him what was wrong; He said, 'Nothing.' I asked him if it was my fault that
he was upset. He said he wasn't upset, that it had nothing to do with me,
and not to worry about it. On the way home, I told him that I loved him. He
smiled slightly, and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior I don't know
why he didn't say, 'I love you, too.' When we got home, I felt as if I had
lost him completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just
sat there quietly, and watched TV. He continued to seem distant and absent.
Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed. About 15
minutes later, he came to bed. To my surprise, he responded to my caress,
and we made love. But I still felt that he was distracted, and his thoughts
were somewhere else. He fell asleep - I cried. I don't know what to do. I'm
almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.

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Bike wouldn't start today. Can't figure it out, but at least I got laid.
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Maybe it is because I am a man, but that makes perfectly good sense. :lol: :lol:

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Ha....the woman's diary makes perfectly good sense to me.

:?: Do you guys really think like that???
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If you are asking whether we can become completely absorbed and preoccupied with a motorcycle or work issue then the answer is yes. Of course.

But is it true that women are centered on their own emotional needs to the point that that it does not occur to them to actually ask the husband what he'd been doing or make any attempt to work out what was going on in his life that could cause that behavior?

Experience suggests that there's enough truth in both aspects of the joke for it to be way too close to reality.
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tz375 wrote:Experience suggests that there's enough truth in both aspects of the joke for it to be way too close to reality.
Agreed ! I find it so close to the mark, its painful :up: :up:
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tz375 wrote:If you are asking whether we can become completely absorbed and preoccupied with a motorcycle or work issue then the answer is yes. Of course.

But is it true that women are centered on their own emotional needs to the point that that it does not occur to them to actually ask the husband what he'd been doing or make any attempt to work out what was going on in his life that could cause that behavior?

Experience suggests that there's enough truth in both aspects of the joke for it to be way too close to reality.
I beg to differ! When asked whats going on, men just shrug their shoulders and grunt, change the subject or practice "selective hearing" and pretend they didn't hear ya! AND that's why our minds wonder off to all those different inaccurate scenarios. :)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9t3r0kBT0vY" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; and http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fF9B0lu ... ature=fvwp" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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Suzukidave wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9t3r0kBT0vY" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; and http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fF9B0lu ... ature=fvwp" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
that is spot on . :up:
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Very funny Dave, a perfect example of a truth said in jest. :clap:
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