superman

[johnakay]

Superman was bored, so he started flying around looking for something to do.

He flew over Wonder Woman's house and sees her bedroom window is open. Doing the superhero 'thing' he swoops down to shut it for her. As he approaches, he glimpses Wonder Woman lying on her bed naked, squirming around and generally looking pretty sexy.

Superman started to get a bit fruity looking at her like this. After cursing himself for being a pervert, he starts to fly away.

After a while he thinks "What the hell, I could just fly in there and really quickly give her a seeing to and be out of there before she even knows! After all, I'm Superman!"

So, back he goes.

WHOOSH! In through the window... ...BAM! and he's out of there...

Wonder Woman, confused - looks up. "What the hell was that?"

The invisible man says, "I don't know but I've got a ***** sore arse!"

[Suzsmokeyallan]

Gee John, thats an oldie that,, its about 30 years old at least. Still good though.