Senior Moments

[Joiseygirl]

Three old guys are out walking.
First one says, 'Windy, isn't it?'
Second one says, 'No, it's Thursday!'
Third one says, 'So am I. Let's go get a beer..'

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A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art.. It's perfect.'
'Really,' answered the neighbor . 'What kind is it?'
' Twelve thirty..'

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Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.
A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.
A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, 'You're really doing great, aren't you?'
Morris replied, 'Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.''
The doctor said, 'I didn't say that.. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur; be careful.'

[Suzukidave]

Alright .. enough with the picking on us old guys

[rbond]

Speak for yourself......

[Joiseygirl]

Alright .. enough with the picking on us old guys

Speak for yourself......

Yeah Dave, speak for yourself, Rbond wants to be picked on.

BTW - Anyone care to share their age?

[rbond]

No, I do not want to be picked on, picked up maybe(not off the floor either). At the end of April I will be 55, thank you very much.

[tz375]

Kids......

[titan performance]

Just had my 54th on Jan 26........but they say you are only as old as the woman you feel !

My Lucy is 35........

[jabcb]

That makes Hugh Hefner younger than all of us.

[Joiseygirl]

Had a good laugh with this thread.

[oldjapanesebikes]

I get my first government pension cheque this month - and the joke is that might even be enough to cover a nice dinner out for the both of us !

[rbond]

OJB, you may need to sell off a bike now and then to buy necessities. Although not my 'cup of tea' I may find it in my heart to purchase a GT750 from you so you won't have you utilities turned off........ I know it gets very cold that far north.