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The Badger

Posted: Mon Apr 19, 2021 2:11 pm
by vulcanman
Husband and wife driving home late at night from a country pub when a badger runs in front of their car .the husband almost brakes in time but does hit it a bit .his wife is very upset as she is a nature lover.she says get out and see if its alive .he goes to the edge of the road and looks at the badger which seems not too bad ,just stunned.he carries to his wifes side of the car and and says quick its only stunned put it between your legs and warm it up ,the wife says ' but its wet and it stinks !' Husband says ' well hold the badgers nose then .šŸ¤£

Re: The Badger

Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2021 2:58 pm
by titan performance
The old ones are the best !

Re: The Badger

Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2021 3:21 am
by vulcanman
Yes ,but it is a good one .šŸ˜…

Pelican Meal Re: The Badger

Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2021 6:00 am
by chrisblazely
Last week I went to a bird restaurant for a meal, I had the Pelican very nice but the bill was HUGE

Re: The Badger

Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2021 6:47 am
by Evans Ward
Hereā€™s a joke and hereā€™s another (freebie!!!) :mrgreen:

To the guy who invented zero, ā€œ thanks for nothingā€.

What was Forrest Gumps email password?: 1Forrest1

Re: The Badger

Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2021 7:49 am
by Alan H
Gawd, we don't get better as we get older eh? (Neither do the jokes!! :roll: :lol: )