The Badger

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vulcanman
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The Badger

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Husband and wife driving home late at night from a country pub when a badger runs in front of their car .the husband almost brakes in time but does hit it a bit .his wife is very upset as she is a nature lover.she says get out and see if its alive .he goes to the edge of the road and looks at the badger which seems not too bad ,just stunned.he carries to his wifes side of the car and and says quick its only stunned put it between your legs and warm it up ,the wife says ' but its wet and it stinks !' Husband says ' well hold the badgers nose then .🤣
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Re: The Badger

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The old ones are the best !
Keeping old 2 strokes alive !
vulcanman
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Re: The Badger

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Yes ,but it is a good one .😅
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