Gone fishing...

[pjmcburney]

Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation
took place:

First guy: 'You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out
fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I would paint every room in the house next weekend.'

Second guy: 'That's nothing, I had to promise my wife that I would build
her a new deck for the pool.'

Third guy: 'Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I
would remodel the kitchen for her.'

They continue to fish. When they realized that the fourth guy has not
said a word, they ask him... 'You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?'

Fourth guy says: 'I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a slap on her butt and said, 'Fishing or Sex?' and she said, 'Wear sun-block.'


Boom-tish...
Cheers
Paul