1. F***ing once a week is good for your health, but it's harmful if done every day.
2. F***ing relaxes your mind and body.
3. F***ing refreshes you.
4. After f***ing, don’t eat too much; go for more liquids..
5. Try f***ing in bed 'cause it can save your valuable energy.
6. F***ing can even reduce your cholesterol levels.
SO - REMEMBER .....
Fasting is good for your health
Godd medical advice from the sages of old...
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Godd medical advice from the sages of old...
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Re: Godd medical advice from the sages of old...
I thought it was going to be 'farting'.
just shows how your thinking changes as you get older dunnit?
just shows how your thinking changes as you get older dunnit?
Think of how stupid the average person is, then realise that half of them are more stupid than that.
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Re: Godd medical advice from the sages of old...
Just on stop along the four stages of life.Alan H wrote:I thought it was going to be 'farting'.
just shows how your thinking changes as you get older dunnit?
viewtopic.php?f=24&t=8013&p=127012&hilit=stages#p127012
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09 Triumph Bonneville SE