Would you remarry?

[Joiseygirl]

Please be VERY careful how you answer this question if your wife asks. You can't win.

Subject: Would you get married again?
A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over
at him and asks the question....

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married
Again?"

HUSBAND:
"Definitely not!"

WIFE: "Why not?
Don't you like being married?"

HUSBAND: "Of course I do.."

WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry? "

HUSBAND:"Okay, okay, I'd get married again."

WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)

HUSBAND:(makes audible groan)

WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"

HUSBAND:"Sure, it's a great house."

WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

HUSBAND:"Where else would we sleep?"

WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"

HUSBAND:
"Probably, it is almost new."

WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

HUSBAND:"That would seem like the proper thing to do."

WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"

HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."

WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you?

HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good times."

WIFE: "Would she use my clubs?

HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."

WIFE: -- silence --

HUSBAND: "crap."

[Suzsmokeyallan]

What an idiot, he should have just pretended to dose off while he was ahead in the game.

[tz375]

Priceless joke.

The fun part is that he was never ahead of the game. It just took him a while to figure that out.