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so I've added this instead...
1. Now on sale at IKEA - LESBIAN beds, no nuts or screwing involved, it’s all tongue and groove...
2. A Muslim has been shot in the head with a starting pistol; police say it’s definitely race related...
3. Due to a water shortage in Ireland , Dublin swimming baths have announced they are closing lanes 7 and 8...
3 jokes!
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johnakay
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H2RICK
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Re: "MORNING LADIES"
Hmmm....a little over the top, maybe, John..... 
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johnakay
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Re: "MORNING LADIES"
it is a bit crude isn't it.got it off another forum.H2RICK wrote:Hmmm....a little over the top, maybe, John.....
If I wanted to make a life-long career out of
working with the mentally retarded I would
have opened a Harley Davidson Dealership
working with the mentally retarded I would
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Re: 3 jokes!
made me larf 
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Re: 3 jokes!
I like #2. Appeals to my logic.....AND humour. 
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rbond
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Re: 3 jokes!
'larf', is that 'barf and laugh' combined?
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Re: 3 jokes!
I licke it .rbond wrote:'larf', is that 'barf and laugh' combined?
neffer woz na gooud at skol stuf.
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She will never be pretty but hoping she will be a fun ride.
1973 SUZUKI GT750K.=SOLD
yamaha speedtwinn 100 barn find =SOLD
1x 1973 kawasaki H1 (restored)
1x 1973 kawasaki H1 (basket case) =SOLD
1982 HONDA CB900F =SOLD
1982 YAMAHA RD350LC.
1985 RZ350N
1973 SUZUKI GT750K.=SOLD
yamaha speedtwinn 100 barn find =SOLD
1x 1973 kawasaki H1 (restored)
1x 1973 kawasaki H1 (basket case) =SOLD
1982 HONDA CB900F =SOLD
1982 YAMAHA RD350LC.
1985 RZ350N
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Re: 3 jokes!
Maybe 'spell check' is turned off??
