Three Daughters

[Digger]

A Mother had three virgin daughters, and they were all getting married within a short time period.

Because Mom was a bit worried about how their sex life would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt.


The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding.
The card said nothing but: 'Nescafe'

Mom was puzzled at first, but then went to her kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar.
It said: 'Good till the last drop'.

Mom blushed, but was pleased for her daughter.



The second girl sent the card from Florida a week after the wedding, and
the card read: 'Rothmans'


Mom now knew to go straight to her husband's cigarettes,
and she read from the pack: 'Extra Long. King Size'

She was again slightly embarrassed but still happy for her daughter.



The third girl left for her honeymoon in Auckland , New Zealand . Mom waited for a week, nothing.
Another week went by and still nothing..

Then after a whole month, a card finally arrived. Written on it with shaky handwriting
were the words 'Air New Zealand '

Mom took out her latest YOU magazine, flipped through the pages fearing the worst,
and finally found the ad for Air NZ...................





The ad said

'Ten times a day, seven days a week, both ways.'