the pastor

For discussion of all general things. Keep it clean folks. No politics or religion.

Moderators: oldjapanesebikes, H2RICK, diamondj, Suzsmokeyallan

Post Reply
User avatar
johnakay
I likes them jubblies
Posts: 2365
Joined: Wed Oct 15, 2008 11:19 am
Country: UK
Suzuki 2-Strokes: bike

the pastor

Post by johnakay »

So the pastor arrives at his hotel for a conference where he is to make the keynote speech on "smug self-importance". Collecting his room key, he turns to the receptionist. "I hope that the porn channel in my room is disabled!"
"No, it's normal porn, you sick bastid!"
If I wanted to make a life-long career out of
working with the mentally retarded I would
have opened a Harley Davidson Dealership
Digger
To the on ramp
Posts: 253
Joined: Mon Sep 06, 2010 8:41 am
Country: UK
Suzuki 2-Strokes: T500M, GT380, MTS1200S
Location: Yorkshire Dales

Re: the pastor

Post by Digger »

Now who's been raiding the old joke bin? :lol:
Digger

1975 T500M
1977 GT380
2011 MTS1200S
User avatar
johnakay
I likes them jubblies
Posts: 2365
Joined: Wed Oct 15, 2008 11:19 am
Country: UK
Suzuki 2-Strokes: bike

Re: the pastor

Post by johnakay »

who ? me nah :wink:
If I wanted to make a life-long career out of
working with the mentally retarded I would
have opened a Harley Davidson Dealership
Post Reply