days before the group is to leave, Ron's wife puts her foot down and
tells him he isn't going. Ron's friends are very upset that he can't
go, but what can they do.
Two days later the three get to the camping site only to find Ron
sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and dinner
cooking on the fire.
One of his friends asked: "Man, how long you been here, and how did
you talk your wife into letting you go?"
Ron answered: "Well, I've been here since yesterday." Yesterday
evening, I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me and
put her hands over my eyes and said, "Guess who?'" I pulled her hands
off, and she was wearing a brand new nightie.
She took my hand and pulled me to our bedroom. The room had candles
and rose petals all over. On the bed she had handcuffs, and ropes!
She told me to "tie and cuff her to the bed", and I did.
And then she said, "Do what ever you want."
So, Here I am.
Kevin
