Bike Trip Joke.

[jkevinlilly]

Boudreaux and his buddies were hanging out and planning an upcoming weekend bike trip.


Unfortunately, he had to tell them that he couldn't go this time because his wife wouldn't let him. After a lot of teasing and name calling, Boudreaux headed home frustrated and depressed.

Friday afternoon when Boudreaux's buddies arrived at the destination motel they were shocked to see Boudreaux. He was already sitting in the parking lot with a cold beer, feet propped up on his ice chest, beside his favorite bike. "How did you talk your missus into letting you go Boudreaux?"

"I didn't have to," Boudreaux replied. "Yesterday, when I left work, I went home and slumped down in my chair with a beer to drown my sorrows because I couldn't go on the trip. Then the ol' lady snuck up behind me, covered my eyes and said, 'Surprise'."

"When I peeled her hands back, she was standing there in a beautiful see through negligee and she said, ' Carry me into the bedroom, tie me to the bed and you can do whatever you want'.....

So, Here I am!"


Kevin

[Wayne Meuir]

Now that's funny!

Wayne

[H2RICK]

Boudreaux, eh.......Sounds like a Louisiana joke to me......
Still funny, though.....