An old man went into confession and told the priest: “Father, I’m 81, married with six children and 13 grandchildren. Last night I had an affair and made love to two 18-year-old ladies. Twice.”
“I see,” said the priest. “When was the last time you were in confession?”
“Never, Father”, replied the old man. “I’m Jewish"
“So why are you telling me?”
“I’m telling everybody!”
Old lover
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Old lover
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72 T500J - 95%
09 Yam XVS950A
81 Yam XV920 - cafe conversion - 90%
“Anyone who believes a perpetual motion machine is impossible has no imagination; anyone who thinks it is possible has no education.” Adam Peenum
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Re: Old lover
Very good. There's hope for us oldies yet!
Think of how stupid the average person is, then realise that half of them are more stupid than that.