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 Post subject: Old lover
PostPosted: Thu Mar 06, 2014 10:51 pm 
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Location: Perth, Western Australia
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Bikes owned: Suzuki TS90, TS250, T500 (2), GT750
An old man went into confession and told the priest: “Father, I’m 81, married with six children and 13 grandchildren. Last night I had an affair and made love to two 18-year-old ladies. Twice.”

“I see,” said the priest. “When was the last time you were in confession?”

“Never, Father”, replied the old man. “I’m Jewish"

“So why are you telling me?”

“I’m telling everybody!”

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 Post subject: Re: Old lover
PostPosted: Fri Mar 07, 2014 2:42 am 
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Very good. There's hope for us oldies yet!


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