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Fritz500
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Old lover

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An old man went into confession and told the priest: “Father, I’m 81, married with six children and 13 grandchildren. Last night I had an affair and made love to two 18-year-old ladies. Twice.”

“I see,” said the priest. “When was the last time you were in confession?”

“Never, Father”, replied the old man. “I’m Jewish"

“So why are you telling me?”

“I’m telling everybody!”
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Post by Alan H »

Very good. There's hope for us oldies yet!
Think of how stupid the average person is, then realise that half of them are more stupid than that.
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