Godd medical advice from the sages of old...

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Godd medical advice from the sages of old...

Post by Fritz500 »

1. F***ing once a week is good for your health, but it's harmful if done every day.

2. F***ing relaxes your mind and body.

3. F***ing refreshes you.

4. After f***ing, don’t eat too much; go for more liquids..

5. Try f***ing in bed 'cause it can save your valuable energy.

6. F***ing can even reduce your cholesterol levels.




SO - REMEMBER .....










Fasting is good for your health
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Re: Godd medical advice from the sages of old...

Post by Alan H »

I thought it was going to be 'farting'.

just shows how your thinking changes as you get older dunnit?
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Alan H wrote:I thought it was going to be 'farting'.

just shows how your thinking changes as you get older dunnit?
Just on stop along the four stages of life.
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