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Little wooden ball

Post by Suzukidave »

An old man walks into the barbershop for a shave and a haircut, but he tells
the barber he can't get all his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled
from age.

The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells him
to put it inside his cheek to spread out the skin.

When he's finished, the old man tells the barber that was the cleanest shave
he's had in years.


But he wanted to know what would have happened if he had swallowed that
little ball.


The barber replied, "Just bring it back in a couple of days like everyone
else does".
the older i get the faster i was
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Re: Little wooden ball

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:shock:



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