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Bruised Ego

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I shouldn’t be posting this one, but it got a chuckle out of me when I first read it.

A woman tired of her husband’s poor performance in the bedroom asked him to go out and get some of the popular erection pills that would help him with his limp penis. The man storms out of the house with his ego bruised, shows up later with diet pills.
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Would not work for me, I like a lady with CURVES.
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Hahaha, bet she wasn't expecting that. Good one!
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rbond
I like a lady with CURVES.

curves are nice,,, until they get lumpy.
Two strokes, its just that simple.

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Suzsmokeyallan wrote:rbond
I like a lady with CURVES.

curves are nice,,, until they get lumpy.
to true :shock:
If I wanted to make a life-long career out of
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Well, if you keep fairly 'active', lumpy will never be a problem, you will however get to enjoy a lot of jiggle....... :mrgreen:
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