I shouldn’t be posting this one, but it got a chuckle out of me when I first read it.
A woman tired of her husband’s poor performance in the bedroom asked him to go out and get some of the popular erection pills that would help him with his limp penis. The man storms out of the house with his ego bruised, shows up later with diet pills.
Bruised Ego
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Re: Bruised Ego
Would not work for me, I like a lady with CURVES.
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Re: Bruised Ego
Hahaha, bet she wasn't expecting that. Good one!
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Re: Bruised Ego
rbond
curves are nice,,, until they get lumpy.
I like a lady with CURVES.
curves are nice,,, until they get lumpy.
Two strokes, its just that simple.
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Re: Bruised Ego
to trueSuzsmokeyallan wrote:rbondI like a lady with CURVES.
curves are nice,,, until they get lumpy.
If I wanted to make a life-long career out of
working with the mentally retarded I would
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working with the mentally retarded I would
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Re: Bruised Ego
Well, if you keep fairly 'active', lumpy will never be a problem, you will however get to enjoy a lot of jiggle.......