the four stages of life

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the four stages of life

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1. you believe in Santa Claus
2. you don't believe in Santa Claus
3. you are Santa Claus
4. you look like Santa Claus

or…

1. total disinterest
2. nothing like a good looking girl
3. nothing like a piece of ass
4. nothing like a good dump

or…

1. baby bottle
2. soft drink bottle
3. beer bottle
4. IV bottle
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Thinking about sex all night.

Thinking about sex, all night.


I know it is only two stages...
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OK Fritz, it is
Thinking about sex all night.
Thinking about sex, all night.
Dreaming about sex.
What was sex all about?
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rbond wrote:OK Fritz, it is
Thinking about sex all night.
Thinking about sex, all night.
Dreaming about sex.
What was sex all about?

Yep, that's it!


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Nah. The 4 stages I remember reading about were:

- Dreaming about the sex you are going to get - Soon. Please let it be soon... :up:

- Congratulating yourself on the great sex you just had, and thinking how grateful she must be to have experienced such a god as yourself. :clap:

- Dreaming about the great sex you used to have :)

- Dreaming about who knows what - you forgot it by the time you woke up..... :?:

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Tri-weekly

Try weekly

Try weakly
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Fritz500 wrote:Tri-weekly

Try weekly

Try weakly
When it's my time to go, I hope I just go out trying.
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Tri-weekly

Ménage à trois weekly

Try weekly

Try weakly




I knew there was a fourth one.
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