A guy meets a hooker...

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A guy meets a hooker...

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A guy meets a hooker in a bar.
She says, "This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for $300, as long as you can say it in three words."

The guy replies, "Hey, why not?" He pull his wallet out of his pocket, and one at a time lays three hundred-dollar bills on the bar, and says, slowly: "Paint…my…house."
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Re: A guy meets a hooker...

Post by pearljam724 »

Liked, that one. :up:
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