1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
3. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
4. A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
6. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
7. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
8. The 50-50-90 rule: Any time you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
9. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end-to-end, there will be at least one idiot stupid enough to try to pass them.
10. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
11. The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left by those who got there first.
12. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.
13. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.
14. God gave you toes as a device for finding furniture in the dark.
15. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of twelve people, who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
MURPHY'S OTHER 15 LAWS
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MURPHY'S OTHER 15 LAWS
Ian
If at first you don't succeed, just get a bigger hammer !
If at first you don't succeed, just get a bigger hammer !
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Re: MURPHY'S OTHER 15 LAWS
I like this version better:oldjapanesebikes wrote: 12. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.
Give a man fire, and he'll be warm for the night. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
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Re: MURPHY'S OTHER 15 LAWS
Yep to many - validated 13 and 14 last night! Luckily i dont gave any interest in fishing
Cheers! Mike
Cheers! Mike
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Re: MURPHY'S OTHER 15 LAWS
or...
3. He who laughs last didn't realise the boss told the joke.
3. He who laughs last didn't realise the boss told the joke.
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81 Yam XV920 - cafe conversion - 90%
“Anyone who believes a perpetual motion machine is impossible has no imagination; anyone who thinks it is possible has no education.” Adam Peenum