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Fanny Green.

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A village priest was hearing confession.
A man stepped into the confession booth, and said to the priest, " father, forgive me, for I have sinned. I have slept with Fanny Green 3 times this week."
The priest replied, "say 3 hail Marys, and you will be forgiven."

The next man to enter the confession booth had exactly the same confession, as did the next 3 after him.

On sunday morning, at the sunday service, everyone was quietly seated as the sermon was about to begin, when the doors opened noisily, and a very beautiful woman walked slowly along the aisle. She was wearing a large green hat, with matching handbag, a green lace dress which was almost entirely see through, and the most shiny green high heels.
As she approached, the priest turned to one of the choir boys, and said, "Is that Fanny Green?"
To which the lad replied, " I don't think so father, I think it's just the reflection from her shoes!"

PS. In England Fanny is a slang word for a lady's front bottom.....just incase that caused you guys over there some confusion.
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titan performance wrote:PS. In England Fanny is a slang word for a lady's front bottom.....just in case that caused you guys over there some confusion.
Which is why you lot thought Americans were so funny when bum-bags were popular in the USA - we called them fanny packs here... :lol:
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titan performance wrote: PS. In England Fanny is a slang word for a lady's front bottom.....just incase that caused you guys over there some confusion.
You'd better tell them that it's an old and rarely used English female name too - Fanny Craddock (famous chef with a cookery TV programme) being about the only person that I know, who is actually called it........

Good gag BTW :lol:
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Fanny is an old short form of Frances and in the case of Fanny Cradock, I believe her given name was Phyllis Nan Sortain Pechey and she chose that to sound English and old fashioned as in good old fashioned values.
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And what's the difference between a cross country run, and Fanny Craddock?




Well the first is a pant in the country.....................
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And what about the German sportswomen by the name of Fanny Chmelar (pronounced smeller)...
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I just don't get the English humor. :? :? "Fanny" to us is your bottom, as in "butt".
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Joiseygirl wrote:I just don't get the English humor. :? :? "Fanny" to us is your bottom, as in "butt".

The thought of sniffing either portal is funny. Especially to a male.


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