In a crowded city at a busy bus stop,
a woman who waswaiting for a bus
was wearing a tight leather skirt.
As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on,
she became aware that her skirt was too tight
to allow her leg to come up to the height
of the first step of the bus.
Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile
to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little,
thinking that this would give her enough slack
to raise her leg.
Again, she tried to make the step only to
discover she still couldn't.
So, a little more embarrassed,
she once again reached behind
her to unzip her skirt a little more.
For the second time,
attempted the step, and, once again,
much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg.
With little smile to the driver,
she again reached behind to unzip
a little more and again was unable to
make the step.
About this time, a large Texan who was
standing behind her
picked her up easily by the waist and
placed her gently on the
step of the bus.
She went ballistic and turned to the would-be
Samaritan and screeched,
"How dare you touch my body!
I don't even know who you are!'
The Texan smiled and drawled,
"Well, ma'am, normally I would
agree with you, but after you unzipped
my fly three times, I kinda
figured we was friends."
the zipper
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Re: the zipper
Hahaha, didn't see that coming!