Seniors in Florida

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Two elderly ladies are sitting on a front porch
in Ocala , doing nothing.
One lady turns and asks, 'Do you still get horny?'
The other replies, 'Oh sure I do.'
The first old lady asks, 'What do you do about it?'
The second old lady replies, 'I suck a lifesaver.'
After a few moments, the first old lady asks, 'Who drives you to the beach?'

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A man was telling his neighbor in Miami , 'I just bought a new hearing aid.
It cost me four thousand dollars, but it is state of the art. It's perfect.'
'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?'

'Twelve thirty.'

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Ice Cream Parlor
A little old man shuffled slowly into the 'Orange Dipper', an ice cream parlor in St Petersburg , and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool.
After catching his breath he ordered a banana split.
The waitress asked kindly, 'Crushed nuts?'
'No,' he replied, 'hemorrhoids.'