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 Post subject: The Polish Remover
PostPosted: Tue Aug 10, 2010 6:54 am 
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The Polish divorce

A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.
Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well.
One day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:

Have you any grounds?
Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.

No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
It made of concrete.

I don't think you understand.
Does either of you have a real grudge?
No, we have carport, and not need one.

I mean what are your relations like?
All my relations still in Poland.

Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.

Does your wife beat you up?
No, I always up before her.

Is your wife a nagger?
No, she is white.

Why do you want this divorce?
She is going to kill me.

What makes you think that?
I got proof.

What kind of proof?
She is going to poison me.
She buys a bottle at drugstore and puts on the shelf in the bathroom.
I can read, and it says:
~~~Polish Remover~~~

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 Post subject: Re: The Polish Remover
PostPosted: Tue Aug 10, 2010 11:12 am 
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 Post subject: Re: The Polish Remover
PostPosted: Tue Jun 09, 2015 11:11 am 
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Odszkodowania wrote:
I'm Polish and I'm not offended :oops:


Could be racist too if it's this kind of polish!!

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 Post subject: Re: The Polish Remover
PostPosted: Tue Jun 09, 2015 11:12 am 
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Bloody hell that's big!!!

But then I hear that from the girls all the time....................

(Zzzzzziiiippppppp. LLLllooooooobbbbbbbb!!!!!)


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 Post subject: Re: The Polish Remover
PostPosted: Fri Jun 12, 2015 7:03 pm 
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When a girls asks me who I expect to satisfy with that little dick? I tell her ME!

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 Post subject: Re: The Polish Remover
PostPosted: Mon Jun 29, 2015 6:29 am 
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Coyote wrote:
When a girls asks me who I expect to satisfy with that little dick? I tell her ME!

Now THAT is FUNNY!!! :clap: :lol:


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 Post subject: Re: The Polish Remover
PostPosted: Mon Jun 29, 2015 8:32 pm 
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Very funny joke. :up: On the topic of jokes, I posted this Youtube video on another forum. Thinking a lot of people would share in my laughter. Well, a lot of guys got pissed off and said to me playing with guns is not a joking matter. Geesh, I guess quite a few of them are too old to see the joke in this. It's a 1950 Chevy forum. It's not about guns if you watch and understand. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDzinoEspBI

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