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Testic***

Post by Kelly »

Hmm, not too sure about posting this one, but what the hell. :lol: :lol: I know I will get in trouble soon. :roll:

Black Testicles

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult, four hour, surgical procedure.

A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial
sponge bath.

"Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."

He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"

Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his
testicles,she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers.

She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other. Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir!"

The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, "Thank you very much.

That was wonderful, but, listen very, very closely......

A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?."
jkevinlilly
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Post by jkevinlilly »

That is just confusion in medical terminology.

Now if you want a real rush, be laying on the table and have a cardiac specialist who has worked on you for the past 1.5 hours come around the curtian and say, "you have significant blockage in 2-3 arteries, I can't fix it, and you will have to have open heart surgery". :shock: :shock:

Kevin
Everything Commeth
To He Who Waiteth
So Long As He Who Waiteth
Worketh Like Hell While He Waiteth
Kelly

Post by Kelly »

Oops, sound like u speak from personal experience.
jkevinlilly
My new bike is "IRIS"
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Post by jkevinlilly »

Yep. But totally recovered and doing real good. :D

Kevin
Everything Commeth
To He Who Waiteth
So Long As He Who Waiteth
Worketh Like Hell While He Waiteth
Kelly

Post by Kelly »

Well that's good to know. :)
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