Nurses aren't supposed to laugh..

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Nurses aren't supposed to laugh..

Post by Kelly »

Nurses aren't supposed to laugh....

'Of course I won't laugh, said the nurse. I'm a professional.
In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient.'

'Okay then,' said Fred, and he proceeded to drop his trousers,
revealing the tiniest 'man thingy' the nurse had ever seen.

Length and width, it couldn't have been any bigger than a AAA battery.

Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling, then fell to the floor laughing.

Ten minutes later, she was able to struggle to her feet and regain her composure.

'I am so sorry,' she said. 'I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise it won't happen again. Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem?'

'It's swollen,' Fred replied.

She ran out of the room.
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Post by Buffalo-guy »

Well, I'm not exactly sure how to interpret that joke. If I was on any other forum, I'd be totally offended. But, here, it seems to fit all too well. What does that say about us as a whole? Welcome aboard,Kelly. Hope we can help make your motorcycle choice the perfect one. Cheers.
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Post by Kelly »

Hey Fred,

Well I gather from the previous jokes posted, that this would have fit right in. :roll: But since only jokes about women are posted, I figure it was time to give you all some stick. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Just to let you know, I grew up with a bunch of fellas so, I can take as well as I can give, and I'm not easily offended. In fact the dirtier the joke for me the better.

Thanks for the welcome, I obviously chose the right board.
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