Heh, that has been circulating for a while - good luck with that John .
This Snopes article discusses 'The Good Wife's Guide", which is similar (if not the origin of the article John's referring to) and details various 'behaviours' a woman should adhere to, to keep her man satisfied.
It's a good laugh, but I won't be trying any of it on around my house in the near future - I like the fact that my front-door key still works .
Cheers
Paul
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If I wanted to make a life-long career out of
working with the mentally retarded I would
have opened a Harley Davidson Dealership
working with the mentally retarded I would
have opened a Harley Davidson Dealership
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Believe it or not, but I have a woman that adheres to the "old-school" of taking care of her man. I couldn't be happier with her, and I make sure that she knows it!!!!! Her ex-husband has to be the stupidest man on the planet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lane
Lane
If you stroke it more than twice; you're playing with it.
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I see Lane is still on his honeymoon....rngdng wrote:Believe it or not, but I have a woman that adheres to the "old-school" of taking care of her man. I couldn't be happier with her, and I make sure that she knows it!!!!! Her ex-husband has to be the stupidest man on the planet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lane
Terry
Maybe poker's not your game, Ike. I know! Let's have a spelling contest~
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Maybe poker's not your game, Ike. I know! Let's have a spelling contest~
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thats one of the vows my wife removed when we got married OBEY
after 32 years + 4 I still her love as much now as I did then . arn't I lucky
theres a new note out now.....
its been replaced by the chava hand book now.
Have at least one kid by ever boy you sleep with, try (get there name for the CSA)
Aim for at least 6 kids for maximum benefits
Treat them like crap so they can grow up and steal you a new TV
Remember, its cool to hang outside the local offy with your pram and a ciggy in your gob with your tracksuit ... boys think its cool!
after 32 years + 4 I still her love as much now as I did then . arn't I lucky
theres a new note out now.....
its been replaced by the chava hand book now.
Have at least one kid by ever boy you sleep with, try (get there name for the CSA)
Aim for at least 6 kids for maximum benefits
Treat them like crap so they can grow up and steal you a new TV
Remember, its cool to hang outside the local offy with your pram and a ciggy in your gob with your tracksuit ... boys think its cool!
If I wanted to make a life-long career out of
working with the mentally retarded I would
have opened a Harley Davidson Dealership
working with the mentally retarded I would
have opened a Harley Davidson Dealership
How refreshing to hear you men actually say good things about their women.
Here in Trinidad, the men (and women too) just bash their partners, bitch and complain all the time. It's enough to frighten anyone away from getting hitched.
I was married before, but it ended extemely well and we are still friends. So I have no complaints about marriage, yes it has it bad points, like any relationship, but for me it was mainly good. I suppose that comes with having a good foundation - friendship first.
So I have no bitterness towards marriage and in fact one of these days, I wouldn't mind it again.
Here in Trinidad, the men (and women too) just bash their partners, bitch and complain all the time. It's enough to frighten anyone away from getting hitched.
I was married before, but it ended extemely well and we are still friends. So I have no complaints about marriage, yes it has it bad points, like any relationship, but for me it was mainly good. I suppose that comes with having a good foundation - friendship first.
So I have no bitterness towards marriage and in fact one of these days, I wouldn't mind it again.
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TLRam1 wrote:I see Lane is still on his honeymoon....rngdng wrote:Believe it or not, but I have a woman that adheres to the "old-school" of taking care of her man. I couldn't be happier with her, and I make sure that she knows it!!!!! Her ex-husband has to be the stupidest man on the planet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lane
YES! For about 14 months now, with no sign of change.
Lane
If you stroke it more than twice; you're playing with it.
Too many bikes, too much time, ENOUGH SPACE, FINALLY! Never enough money.........
Too many bikes, too much time, ENOUGH SPACE, FINALLY! Never enough money.........