Never Argue with a Woman
One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.
Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.
She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to read her book.
The peace and solitude are magnificent.
Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat.
He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')
'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.'
'Yes, but I see you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.
I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman.
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden.
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'
'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
MORAL:
Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.
Kevin
Never Argue with a Woman
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Too true, but we rarely argued......I kept my mouth shut...........ja-moo wrote:I thought you and your ex argued all the time because she wouldn't let you dicker........rngdng wrote:Never argue with a woman........dicker.
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Sounds somewhat like the one where hubby says boastingly,,, " i always have the last word in my house" really i do he says, does "yes dear" count???
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Poor you!
The "yes dear" can come in very handy.
However, it's not what you say, it's how you say it, be nice and you should have no problems.
Of course, we women have hormones running through us constantly and might take your comment to be criticism or dissatisfaction. So yeah, poor fellas you are screwed one way or the other.
But just be nice!
The "yes dear" can come in very handy.
However, it's not what you say, it's how you say it, be nice and you should have no problems.
Of course, we women have hormones running through us constantly and might take your comment to be criticism or dissatisfaction. So yeah, poor fellas you are screwed one way or the other.
But just be nice!