Suzuki2Strokes.com

Sundial Moto Sports

Suzuki Two-Stroke Message Board
Suzuki2Strokes.com
It is currently Wed Aug 15, 2018 3:28 am

All times are UTC - 6 hours




Post new topic Reply to topic  [ 2 posts ] 
Author Message
PostPosted: Mon Jul 28, 2014 1:34 pm 
Offline
Moto GP
User avatar

Joined: Fri Oct 24, 2008 5:55 pm
Posts: 3972
Location: Lancaster Pa.
Country: US
Bikes owned: GT750 x2 97 -1200 Bandit 86 GSXR1100
Have you ever wondered what the difference is between Grandmothers and Grandfathers? Well, here it is:

There was this loving grandfather who always made a special effort to spend time with his son's family on weekends.

Every Saturday morning he would take his 5-year-old granddaughter out for a drive in the car for some quality time --

pancakes, ice cream, candy-- just him and his granddaughter.

One particular Saturday, however, he had a terrible cold and could not get out of bed. He knew his granddaughter always looked forward to their drives and would be very disappointed. Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and said that she would take their granddaughter for her weekly drive and breakfast.

When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see her grandfather who was still in bed. "Well, did you enjoy your ride with grandma?" he asked. Not really, Pa, it was boring.
We didn't see a single asshole, queer, piece of crap, horse's ass, socialist left wing Gillard lover, blind bastard, dipshit, Muslim camel humper or son of a bitch anywhere we went!"

We just drove around and Grandma smiled at everyone she saw. I really didn't have any fun.



Almost brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?

_________________
the older i get the faster i was


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Mon Jul 28, 2014 5:27 pm 
Offline
Moto GP
User avatar

Joined: Mon Nov 03, 2008 10:47 am
Posts: 5962
Location: Illinois
"Gillard lover" - Must be Aussie humour. :wink: :lol:


Top
 Profile  
 
Display posts from previous:  Sort by  
Post new topic Reply to topic  [ 2 posts ] 

All times are UTC - 6 hours


Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 13 guests


You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot post attachments in this forum

Search for:
Jump to:  
Powered by phpBB® Forum Software © phpBB Group
Sundial Moto Sports forum © by Eric F. Kalamaja
Suzuki2Strokes.com