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Retirement

Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2014 10:59 am
by titan performance
Bob had been in business for 25 years. Finally sick of the stress, he quits
his job and buys 50
acres of land in Alaska ,as far from humanity as possible. He sees the
postman once a week
and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise it's total peace and
quiet.After six months or so of almost total
isolation, someone knocks on his door. He opens it and a huge, bearded man
is standing there.
"Name's Stan, your nearest neighbor from forty miles up the road. Having a
New Year's Eve party.
Thought you might like to come. It'll start at about 5:00."
"Great", says Jeff, "after six months out here I'm ready for a bit of
civilization. Thank you."
As Stan is leaving, he stops and turns around. "Gotta warn you. Be some
drinkin!"
"Not a problem" says Jeff. " I can drink with the best of 'em."
Again, the big man starts to leave and stops. "More 'n' likely gonna be
some fighting too."
"Well, I get along with people, I'll be all right and, if not, I can handle
myself pretty
well .....I'll be there. Thanks again."
Stan starts to walk away, but turns around "More'n likely be some wild sex,
too,"
"Now that's really not a problem" says Jeff, warming to the idea. "I've
been all alone for six months! I'll definitely be there.
By the way, what should I wear?"
"Don't much matter. Just gonna be the two of us." __._,_.___

Re: Retirement

Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2014 12:43 pm
by dyrberg123
Happens all the time :up:

Re: Retirement

Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2014 7:38 am
by Suzukidave
:wth: :shock: :lol: