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 Post subject: We're due a joke....
PostPosted: Sun Sep 08, 2019 8:49 am 
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Dave the English lorry driver was en route to Dublin zoo with a consignment of six monkeys, when the lorry he's driving breaks down. As luck would have it, a large van pulls in behind him driven by Paddy Murphy.
Dave says to Paddy, "my truck has broken, if I give you fifty quid, would you take these six monkeys to Dublin zoo for me?"
Paddy says, "sure I will...load 'em up."
Dave gives Paddy the fifty, and Paddy heads off in the direction of the zoo.
About three hours later, the AA arrive to tow Dave's truck, and as they're attaching the towing gear, Dave notices Paddy's van coming in the opposite direction with the six monkeys sitting in the front seats. He waves Paddy down and says to him, "Where are you going Paddy, I gave you 50 quid to take these monkeys to Dublin zoo?"
Paddy replies, " Yeah, we've been to the zoo, but there was some cash left over, so now we are going to the cinema !"

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