Not a joke, but totally true.....I was at Brands Hatch race circuit in Kent in the UK some years ago, there to see a leg of the British Superbike series. In the pits, I saw British ex racer from the 80s, Ron Haslam, whose son Leon very successfully raced in the series. Ron was affectionately known as "Rocket Ron" here in the UK. I was excited to see him and decided to send a friend a text to share in my excitement. The text I sent was.......Hey, guess who I have just seen in the pits....Pocket poo !