Welsh Humor
Posted: Sun Jun 21, 2009 7:03 am
The best joke baa none ?
> >A Welshman buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After
> > several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting pregnant,
> > and phones a vet for help. The vet tells him that he should try
> > artificial insemination.
> >
> > The farmer doesn't have the slightest idea what this means but, not
> > wanting to display his ignorance, only asks the vet how he will know
> > when the sheep are pregnant. The vet tells him that they will stop
> > standing around and instead will lie down and wallow in grass when
> > they are pregnant.
> >
> > The man hangs up and gives it some thought. He comes to the conclusion
> > ; that artificial insemination means he has to impregnate the sheep
> > himself. So, he loads the sheep into his Land Rover, drives them out
> > into the woods, has sex with them all, brings them back, and goes to
> > bed.
> >
> > Next morning, he wakes and looks out at the sheep. Seeing that they
> > are all still standing around, he deduces that the first try didn't
> > take, and loads them in the Land Rover again. He drives them out to
> > the woods, bangs each sheep twice for good measure, brings them back,
> > and goes to bed exhausted.
> >
> >
> > Next morning, he wakes to find the sheep still just standing round.
> >
> > Try again.' he tells himself, and proceeds to load them up, and drive
> > them out to the woods He spends all day shagging the sheep and upon
> > returning home, falls knackered into bed.
> >
> > The next morning, he cannot even raise himself from the bed to look
> > out of the window.. He asks his wife to look, and tell him if the
> > sheep are lying in the grass.
> >
> > 'No,' she says, 'they're all in the Land Rover, and one of them is
> > beeping the horn.'
> >A Welshman buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After
> > several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting pregnant,
> > and phones a vet for help. The vet tells him that he should try
> > artificial insemination.
> >
> > The farmer doesn't have the slightest idea what this means but, not
> > wanting to display his ignorance, only asks the vet how he will know
> > when the sheep are pregnant. The vet tells him that they will stop
> > standing around and instead will lie down and wallow in grass when
> > they are pregnant.
> >
> > The man hangs up and gives it some thought. He comes to the conclusion
> > ; that artificial insemination means he has to impregnate the sheep
> > himself. So, he loads the sheep into his Land Rover, drives them out
> > into the woods, has sex with them all, brings them back, and goes to
> > bed.
> >
> > Next morning, he wakes and looks out at the sheep. Seeing that they
> > are all still standing around, he deduces that the first try didn't
> > take, and loads them in the Land Rover again. He drives them out to
> > the woods, bangs each sheep twice for good measure, brings them back,
> > and goes to bed exhausted.
> >
> >
> > Next morning, he wakes to find the sheep still just standing round.
> >
> > Try again.' he tells himself, and proceeds to load them up, and drive
> > them out to the woods He spends all day shagging the sheep and upon
> > returning home, falls knackered into bed.
> >
> > The next morning, he cannot even raise himself from the bed to look
> > out of the window.. He asks his wife to look, and tell him if the
> > sheep are lying in the grass.
> >
> > 'No,' she says, 'they're all in the Land Rover, and one of them is
> > beeping the horn.'
