No ominous rattles from the motor, so limped 10 miles home on 2 cylinders. Removed the left plug, it's covered in grey gunmetal deposits. Shining a torch down the plughole reveals a nice new spark-eroded extra port in the piston crown

A timing check showed it hadn't slipped, it was spot on where I always keep it set. Half-full fuel tank so not running onto reserve, and I regularly run it hard with no ill effects. Just one of those things, I suppose.
Not sure I even want to start thinking about a full engine strip and rebuild just yet, but that's what it will need, as there will be molten piston crown in the bearings. Time to start saving the pennies, then.
