Suzuki 2 Strokes

Harry and his wife are having hard times, so they decide she'll become
a hooker. She's not sure what to do, so Harry says, "Stand in front of
that bar and pick up a guy. Tell him a hundred bucks.
If you've got a question, I'll be parked around the corner."

She's not there five minutes when a guy pulls up and says, "How much?"
She says, "A hundred dollars."

He says " All I've got is thirty."
She says, "Hold on."

She runs back to Harry and says, "What can he get for thirty dollars?"

Harry says, "A handjob".

She runs back and tells the guy all he gets for thirty dollars is a handjob.

He says okay, so she gets in the car, he unzips his pants, and out pops a huge thingamajiggy.

She stares at it for a minute, and then says, "I'll be right back."

She runs back around the corner and says,


"Harry, can you loan this guy seventy bucks?"

Love it!!!!

Quality !

I sent my missus out to earn a few quid one evening last week. She was gone for hours, but when she came back she emptied her bag which was stuffed full of notes, and one odd 50 pence piece. "Who gave you 50 pence?" I asked.

"They all did", she replied.

I found an egg carton hidden in the pantry. In it were 6 eggs and $1500. I asked the wife about it. She finally confessed she was having an affair with the guy over the road who runs a poultry business.

I said what is it with the 6 eggs and the $1600?

She said every time they did the deed he gives her 2 or 3 eggs.

So I said what about the $1500?

She said, when she gets a dozen eggs she sells them for $3.