Suzuki 2 Strokes

1. you believe in Santa Claus
2. you don't believe in Santa Claus
3. you are Santa Claus
4. you look like Santa Claus

or…

1. total disinterest
2. nothing like a good looking girl
3. nothing like a piece of ass
4. nothing like a good dump

or…

1. baby bottle
2. soft drink bottle
3. beer bottle
4. IV bottle

Thinking about sex all night.

Thinking about sex, all night.


I know it is only two stages...

OK Fritz, it is
Thinking about sex all night.
Thinking about sex, all night.
Dreaming about sex.
What was sex all about?

rbond wrote:OK Fritz, it is
Thinking about sex all night.
Thinking about sex, all night.
Dreaming about sex.
What was sex all about?

Yep, that's it!

Nah. The 4 stages I remember reading about were:

- Dreaming about the sex you are going to get - Soon. Please let it be soon...

- Congratulating yourself on the great sex you just had, and thinking how grateful she must be to have experienced such a god as yourself.

- Dreaming about the great sex you used to have

- Dreaming about who knows what - you forgot it by the time you woke up.....

Fritz500 wrote:Tri-weekly

Try weekly

Try weakly

When it's my time to go, I hope I just go out trying.

Tri-weekly

Ménage à trois weekly

Try weekly

Try weakly



I knew there was a fourth one.